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Kate left me a joke on the counter which I thought I would share with you.

What is the difference between Kinky and Erotic?
Kinky is when you use a feather, Erotic is when you use the whole chicken!

Thanks Kate for for making me laugh this morning!

We know about female blow up dolls but now here is something for the ladies…. Big Roy the Plumber Boy.

Big Roy is a big strong handyman who will service you till you’re fully satisfied! He comes with an inflatable 7″(17.8cm) penis.

This is a great party idea for bachelorette parties, adult parties or just for fun!

Available now at Hustler Extreme

Hugh Hefner filed for divorce this week from his wife, former Playmate Kimberley Conrad, after almost a decade of seperation. They were married in July 1989 and have been separated since January 1998. Hefner accused his ex wife of cheating on him before they were separated. He agreed to not seek a divorce for the sake of their children. Conrad filed a lawsuit last month relating to the sale of a house the couple owned together. It seems this was the final straw for Hef and he decided to file for divorce.

Hef lives in the Playboy mansion with his moneygrabbers girlfriends Crystal Harris, 23, and 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Hugh Hefner is in Toronto this weekend for the Totonto International Film Festival to support the world premiere of Brigitte Berman’s new documentary about him titled Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel.

Hef also appears in the latest Guitar Heros 5 advert. Throughout the spectacular ad, shot in the style of a pop video, Hefner does what he does best: lounging around in a mansion in a smoking jacket surrounded by a group of stunning women. In a parody of a famous scene from the 1983 movie Risky Business, in which Tom Cruise prances and lip-syncs in his underwear to the Bob Seger song, Old Time Rock And Roll, a troupe of guitar-miming beauties perform a similar routine

Seems there is nothing stopping this 83 year old!

Ben & Jerry’s celebrates the beginning of the freedom to marry for gay and lesbian couples in Vermont with the symbolic renaming of its well-known ice cream flavor “Chubby Hubby” to “Hubby Hubby.”
In partnership with Freedom to Marry, Ben & Jerry’s aims to raise awareness of the importance of marriage equality. To show its support, Ben & Jerry’s Vermont Scoop Shops will serve “Hubby Hubby” sundaes throughout the month of September.

I came accross another flavour that made me giggle, Karamel Sutra

I wouldn’t mind some Ben & Jerrys now!

Haribo sweet manufacturers have been accused of having the fruity illustrations on one of their sweet brands, Maoam, looking a bit too pornographic.

Simon Simpkins, a father of two from West Yorkshire who bought the sweets for his children was horrified when on closer inspection he noticed that the “the lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
“The cartoon lime character has a “particularly lurid” expression when encounters with the cartoon lemon, according to Simpkins.

Haribo said the “fun” packaging was introduced 7 years ago in Germany in 2002, and “the jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.”

What do you think?

This really put a smile on my face. What a great way to start a marriage! It looks like the couple had a great bunch of friends willing to make there wedding entrance unforgetable.

I wonder how long it will take for this to become the new craze!

This was a reality for a 19-year-old male sea lion who has mated himself to death at an animal park in Germany. The lion, called Mike, died of exhaustion after a series of marathon lovemaking sessions with his female counterparts in Nuremberg.

Mike was the father of 12 offspring through three different females – Farah, Tiffy and Soda

He showed signs of tiredness at around midday on Monday, the southern city said in a statement.
The statement said: “Mike could no longer get out of the pool and was brought ashore by staff. The extremely weakened animal was treated by a vet but died from acute heart failure around 3.30pm.”

“Mating season is a common time for fatalities when bulls often stop eating for days to devote themselves fully to mating. For sea lion bulls with a harem this is the most exhausting time.”

Mike’s offspring can be found in zoos as far afield as Berlin, Spain and the Netherlands, and that the 285-kilo animal was so “good natured” that people could touch him, the statement added.

“He will be remembered fondly by visitors of the animal park for his appearances during shows in the dolphinarium where he had close contact with the dolphins,” it said.

I blogged previously about a parody dvd we received in store called Not Three’s Company XXX . I have just received another two: This ain’t Star Trek XXX and This ain’t The Munsters XXX.

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There are many movie parodies available but here are the Top Movie Parodies as listed on AVN Media Network

1.Scrubs: A XXX Parody
2.Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
3.Not the Cosbys XXX
4.This Ain’t Hell’s Kitchen XXX
5.This Ain’t Star Trek XXX
6.The Office: A XXX Parody
7.Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw
8.This Ain’t Happy Days XXX
9.Not Three’s Company XXX

Another dvd which is availabe is the Obama is Nailin Palin. It features a Barack Obama look alike and a Sarah Palin look alike. I’m amazed that Hustler has got away with this!